THC Seltzer, Lime, 8 pack

(20 customer reviews)

$44.00

$1.10 per milligram

5mg THC a can. A drink that behaves like one.

Spectrum
Full
CBD per pack
40 mg
THC per pack
40 mg
Servings
8
Price per mg
$1.10

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Description

Eight lime cans at 5mg of hemp derived delta-9 each, which is a known quantity rather than a guess. A lime THC seltzer is one serving per container with the figure stated for the whole can, and the lab sheet confirms that figure rather than the label asserting it. Forty milligrams of delta-9 across the pack, and a drink that behaves like one.

What is in a can of lime thc seltzer

The per can figure, the pack total and the serving count. There is nothing to divide and nothing to measure.

  • Lime THC seltzer: 5mg of hemp derived delta-9 per can
  • Count: 8 cans. Pack total: 40 mg of delta-9
  • Verification: the per can figure confirmed on the batch lab sheet
  • Emulsifier: named on the ingredient list rather than called a technology
  • Age restriction: adults 21 and over
  • Price: $44 an eight pack, with the price per milligram printed under it

Why a known quantity matters here more than anywhere

Because 5mg of delta-9 is half a conventional single serving in regulated adult use markets, and the difference between 5 and 10 is one most people notice. A lime THC seltzer with the per can figure measured rather than calculated from the fill is therefore the whole proposition. Published pharmacokinetic work on swallowed delta-9 describes a slow onset measured in tens of minutes to hours and wide variability between individuals, which is exactly why the serving conventions exist. Nothing on this page tells you what to expect.

How a cannabinoid gets into a carbonated can

By emulsification. Delta-9 is an oil and does not dissolve in water, so it is broken into very small droplets with gum acacia, a modified starch or a polysorbate, and the emulsifier is named on the can. Droplet size decides whether the liquid stays clear and whether anything separates on standing. Carbonation shortens the stable life of an emulsion compared with the same mixture flat, which is why the best before date on a lime THC seltzer is nearer than a tincture’s. The drinks range prints container total, serving total and serving count on every listing.

Why the 0.3 percent rule permits a drink like this

Because the limit is a ratio by dry weight rather than a cap on milligrams. A twelve ounce can is heavy, so 5mg of delta-9 is a tiny fraction of its weight, which is the arithmetic behind the whole hemp derived THC shelf. The hemp production rules that set the figure are published by the USDA Agricultural Marketing Service, and the state picture is the real constraint rather than the federal one.

Eight cans, and what the pack costs

Forty four dollars across 40 mg of delta-9 is $1.10 a milligram, which looks alarming until you remember that a delta-9 drink is priced as a drink rather than as a cannabinoid. Compared with a gummy at five or ten milligrams a piece, a can of lime thc seltzer costs considerably more per milligram and considerably less per serving. Both figures are on the listing. What you are buying is a drink with a known quantity in it, and the pack price is the honest comparison.

Testing

Every production run of this lime THC seltzer is assayed by a laboratory outside this business: the full cannabinoid panel, the delta-9 figure in milligrams per can, residual solvents, heavy metals and microbials. Per can assay rather than a batch average is the figure that matters on a filled beverage, because fill accuracy varies down a line. Runs measuring below their printed milligrams are withdrawn and the failing certificate stays published, as this note explains.

Who can buy it, and where

Adults 21 and over only. Several states classify hemp derived delta-9 drinks as intoxicating hemp products and regulate or ban them outright, some capping milligrams per container or per package. Checkout blocks shipping to states where this item is not lawful and the restriction appears on this page. Chill before opening, keep the pack out of the sun, and keep it well away from children.

Best before dates are printed on every can. The certificate for the run currently shipping is linked here and filed by lot number.

20 reviews for THC Seltzer, Lime, 8 pack

  1. Jon A. (verified owner) –

    Better value than the one I was buying before, and the testing is published.

  2. Yara H. (verified owner) –

    Does what I bought it for without any fuss.

  3. Kyle S. (verified owner) –

    Does the job. Nothing remarkable either way.

  4. Yara H. (verified owner) –

    Third time reordering. Consistent batch to batch, which is the whole point.

  5. Elena V. (verified owner) –

    Arrived in two days, sealed, with the batch number matching the certificate.

  6. Lena K. (verified owner) –

    The price per milligram made the comparison obvious. Switched from a pricier brand.

  7. Nina P. (verified owner) –

    Arrived in two days, sealed, with the batch number matching the certificate.

  8. Priya S. (verified owner) –

    Better value than the one I was buying before, and the testing is published.

  9. Jon A. (verified owner) –

    Good product, packaging could be sturdier for posting.

  10. Jon A. (verified owner) –

    Third time reordering. Consistent batch to batch, which is the whole point.

  11. Ravi J. (verified owner) –

    The price per milligram made the comparison obvious. Switched from a pricier brand.

  12. Nina P. (verified owner) –

    Good product, packaging could be sturdier for posting.

  13. Victor N. (verified owner) –

    Exactly what the label says. I checked the lab sheet before I ordered.

  14. Rosa L. (verified owner) –

    Third time reordering. Consistent batch to batch, which is the whole point.

  15. Carl W. (verified owner) –

    Good product, packaging could be sturdier for posting.

  16. Priya S. (verified owner) –

    Better value than the one I was buying before, and the testing is published.

  17. Tom B. (verified owner) –

    Arrived in two days, sealed, with the batch number matching the certificate.

  18. Ben C. (verified owner) –

    Arrived in two days, sealed, with the batch number matching the certificate.

  19. Jon A. (verified owner) –

    Happy with it. Took about two weeks before I noticed anything.

  20. Yara H. (verified owner) –

    Third time reordering. Consistent batch to batch, which is the whole point.

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