Try Everything Sampler

Description

Small sizes of the formats people actually choose between: oil, gummies, capsules, balm, a seltzer and a pre-roll. A try everything sampler is the cheapest way to find out which shape of product suits you, and each item carries its own certificate of analysis rather than one sheet covering the box, because they are separate lots of separate material.

What is in a try everything sampler box

Each item listed at its own strength, with a certificate per item and a blended price per milligram across the whole box.

• Try everything sampler: oil, gummies, capsules, balm, a seltzer and a pre-roll
• Sizes: travel sizes rather than full retail units
• Certificates: one per item, each filed by its own batch number
• Spectrum: stated per item, since the six are not all the same
• Routes: under the tongue, swallowed, on skin, drunk and smoked
• Price: $79 a box, with the blended price per milligram printed under it

Why a try everything sampler tests format rather than strength

Because strength can be read off a label and format cannot. An oil divides and tastes of plant, a capsule is fixed and tastes of nothing, a gummy is fixed and tastes of fruit, a balm never enters the bloodstream in any amount anyone can state, a seltzer is one serving per can, and a pre-roll is a different route entirely. A try everything sampler is the only item on this site that puts all of those side by side, and the bundle range is where it sits.

The arithmetic, including where it goes against us

Seventy nine dollars buys small quantities, so the blended price per milligram on a try everything sampler is among the highest on the site. A single large tincture beats it several times over. What you are buying is the comparison rather than the cannabinoid, and that figure is printed under the price anyway, because the alternative is six separate purchases to learn the same thing. The reasoning behind printing it everywhere is in why price per milligram beats the price on the bottle.

Not all six try everything sampler items are the same spectrum

Which matters to some buyers more than anything else in the box. The items come from the ranges they are sampling, so one may be isolate with a non detect delta-9 line while another is full spectrum with a trace figure, and the pre-roll carries the 0.3 percent compliance figure that all smokable hemp carries. Spectrum is stated per item rather than glossed over, and what each one removes is set out in this note.

Testing, and what happens when a lot fails

Each item is assayed by a laboratory with no ownership tie to this company, on the panel appropriate to its format: cannabinoid content throughout, plus pesticides, heavy metals, residual solvents and microbials, with mycotoxins on the pre-roll. If one item fails its assay the whole box comes off sale until it is rebuilt with a passing lot, and the failing certificate stays published next to the ones that passed, which is explained in why we publish the batch that failed.

What travel sizes actually means here

Small retail units rather than decanted samples, so each item arrives with its own printed label, its own batch number and its own best before date. That matters because a decanted sample has no link to a certificate, and the whole point of this box is that each piece can be traced. The quantities are enough to form an opinion and not enough to finish a question: nobody settles on a format from a single gummy.

Legal and practical notes

The pre-roll makes this box subject to the restrictions on smokable hemp, which is limited in a handful of states, so checkout blocks shipping where the box cannot go and the restriction appears on this page. The regulator’s position on hemp derived products is set out at fda.gov. Smoke the pre-roll first, since rolled flower stales faster than anything else in the box, and keep the gummies cool.

Orders start at $100 and paying in Bitcoin takes 3 percent off. Every certificate is linked here and filed by batch number.